16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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