I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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