I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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