Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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