gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm like, not good at living.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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