just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm eating all of the evidence.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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