You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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