Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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