Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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