On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
handjob tips. give me some.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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