At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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