I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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