I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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