We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dear god my vagina.
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