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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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