what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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