Jerry, you need to find god
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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