Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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