New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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