Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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