He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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