She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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