is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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