just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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