After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
40s are totally the cure
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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