why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sponge bath it is.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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