You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.