? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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