She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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