Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.