no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
They have beer where we have blood.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that