Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.