i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals