I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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