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the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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