i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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