Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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