I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
