This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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