pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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