Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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