How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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