I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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