Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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