Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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