So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
how does that bad decision feel?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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