I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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