I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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