I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Brb crying the tears of my youth
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I want a musical about memes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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