May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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