everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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