ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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