Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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