I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
They are going to name an STD after you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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