The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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It was confusing and full of hummus
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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