We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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