About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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