I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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