Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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