His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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