A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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