I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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